who would win.
blue eyepatch bitchboy vs old decrepit man

#no #they will kiss on sight #we dont take putting babygirls against each other kindly round here

Tonight I gave Art Spiegelman the National Book Awards Medal for Distinguished Contribution to American Letters. And we're both being banned. Some of you may think this is a good thing because you don't like my books or you don't care for Maus. But I guarantee that there are books you love on the banned lists too. That's why libraries and librarians fight for their rights to have all the books on the shelves and for your rights to read them. And it's why I support them.

Just reblogging because none of the threats to books and libraries have gone away. Mostly they've got worse. If you are capable of joining your Library Board or School Board do it...

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.

I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the "P" in Potato.

its late and its been a while since i last drew my other bbygirl i think, so have a peek at some totally not self indulgent zc comic im doodling before i conk out 💤

#he’s such a milf and for what

for some reason, my entire feed is just mushrooms

#the only ethical consumption under capitalism is eating mushrooms

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The metaverse is dying, reblog to make it die faster

ideally jk rowling will be next

every reblog is -1hp for the terf

Every reblog removes one HP from the queen

i cant wait until she actually dies and everyone freaks out saying the final reblog did the last hit

This is so fun its just like Jenga